Ew.

I have pink eye. It looks so sexy too. I am pretty sure my husband won't be able to keep his hands off me. Is there anything hotter than looking like you got punched in the face, then you started smoking weed for the rest of the day? Its awesome, really friggen awesome. I hope it doesn't spread..I can only wear one eye patch at a time, I sort of need at least one eye to see with.

*I don't really wear an eye patch, I'm not a pirate.