Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Patience

Patience truly is a virtue. One I do not have.

My problem is I am patient for a long time, and then I lose it. There is no middle ground where I work up to my freak-outs.. its all or nothing.

Example:

Me - Beans, put your pants on.

Beans - No

Me - Beanie, please put your pants on, we have to get going.

Beans - No mama

Me - Sweetie, can we please put our pants on? Its time to go to Shelby's house.

Beans - No

Me - You don't want to go to Shelby's today? Oh, that's too bad, its so fun there.

Beans - No

Me - Come on pretty girl, its time for those pants.

Beans - No

Me - Beanie, lets get going now, no more fooling around.

Beans - No

Me - Sweety, listen to mommy please.

Beans - No

Me - PUT YOUR FRIGGEN PANTS ON RIGHT NOW BEFORE I PUT YOU IN THE FREEZING CAR WITHOUT ANY ON! DO YOU WANT THAT? HUH? DO YOU WANT TO FREEZE ALL DAMN DAY BEANER???? GET THE EFFING PANTS ON RIGHT THIS SECOND!!!!

Beans - WAAAAAHHHHHH MAAAAMMMAAAA

Me - Lay down sweetie and we'll get those pants on you.

Beans - No

Grrrrrr

2 comments:

cootiegirlies said...

:) Love it. Sounds like my household. :)

Audra said...

LMBO! I'm the same way! Except I don't edit the f word, LOL!