Happy Halloween!!

Quite Possibly

The best money I ever spent.

Nap Time

Let me set the scene. I'm pretending to sleep, as is my husband.

Beans: Mama!

Me: ::fake snore::

Beans: Mama! (She notices a mole on my face and begins to touch it) Boo boo mama? Boo boo mama ::muah:: (kisses it) all bedda mama! (all better) All bedda. (She then begins to lick her finger and rub it on my "boo boo") all bedda, boo boo, all bedda boo boo.

At this point there is no more nap to be had. I am shaking from laughing and give up on her going to sleep.

Patience

Patience truly is a virtue. One I do not have.

My problem is I am patient for a long time, and then I lose it. There is no middle ground where I work up to my freak-outs.. its all or nothing.

Example:

Me - Beans, put your pants on.

Beans - No

Me - Beanie, please put your pants on, we have to get going.

Beans - No mama

Me - Sweetie, can we please put our pants on? Its time to go to Shelby's house.

Beans - No

Me - You don't want to go to Shelby's today? Oh, that's too bad, its so fun there.

Beans - No

Me - Come on pretty girl, its time for those pants.

Beans - No

Me - Beanie, lets get going now, no more fooling around.

Beans - No

Me - Sweety, listen to mommy please.

Beans - No

Me - PUT YOUR FRIGGEN PANTS ON RIGHT NOW BEFORE I PUT YOU IN THE FREEZING CAR WITHOUT ANY ON! DO YOU WANT THAT? HUH? DO YOU WANT TO FREEZE ALL DAMN DAY BEANER???? GET THE EFFING PANTS ON RIGHT THIS SECOND!!!!

Beans - WAAAAAHHHHHH MAAAAMMMAAAA

Me - Lay down sweetie and we'll get those pants on you.

Beans - No

Grrrrrr

Best Daycare Ever

Beans goes to the best daycare ever. I could go on and on and on about why its so great, but bottom line, the girl who owns it (its a small in-home center) invited me to an Adult Toy Party last week. I mean.. is that not the greatest? Not only does she do a steller job watching my kid, but she is a closet freak-a-leek. Love it :)