Long time no bloggy.

I haven't really had anything very interesting to write about lately. So here is a list of random stuff going on in my life.

1 - Beans turns 2 on Monday. WAH! Where did the time go?

2 - Beans refuses to wear clothes. You can find her naked, wearing rubber boots and a winter hat, or baseball cap, whichever she feels like that day.

3 - I am not going to lie, you can also sometimes find pee running down her leg and into said rubber boots.

4 - She peed on the floor 5ish times this week already. Its only Wednesday.

5 - She threw a screaming fit in the grocery store yesterday. It was so freeken embarrasing. I wanted to die. I would have just left the store and not rewarded her for the bad behavior, but like HELL I was leaving without a bottle of wine. She also got a book.. so yeah, no lesson learned there on her end. I learned however that I will never bring her to the store again.

6 - I am addicted to Facebook.

7 - I saw a guy in Walmart on Sunday that looked like Akon. When he left my site, I spent 30 minutes wandering the store looking for him. Realistically I know it wasn't Akon, considering we are in Vermont and we are in Walmart... and even if it was him, what was I going to say? "Hi, I'm Heidi, I'm married with a kid, but I am more than willing to lead a double life if you are interested.." that probably wouldn't have worked. I could have also said "Hi, wanna go hide in an isle and make out??" that may have been a better approach.. though if we are being honest, the conversation would have gone something more like "babble babble akswioasiaskfjsa AKON alskahasjflk bbabbblblleeeeee I LOVE YOU..."

Boring

Things are crazy boring here lately. Nothing fun or new to report.

Beans pooped on my floor the other day.. but I mean, it didn't really come as a surprise or anything.

We put her in a bed this weekend. We promptly went back to the crib the following night.

Um.. yeah, that is it. We are booooring :)

Happy Halloween!!

Quite Possibly

The best money I ever spent.

Nap Time

Let me set the scene. I'm pretending to sleep, as is my husband.

Beans: Mama!

Me: ::fake snore::

Beans: Mama! (She notices a mole on my face and begins to touch it) Boo boo mama? Boo boo mama ::muah:: (kisses it) all bedda mama! (all better) All bedda. (She then begins to lick her finger and rub it on my "boo boo") all bedda, boo boo, all bedda boo boo.

At this point there is no more nap to be had. I am shaking from laughing and give up on her going to sleep.

Patience

Patience truly is a virtue. One I do not have.

My problem is I am patient for a long time, and then I lose it. There is no middle ground where I work up to my freak-outs.. its all or nothing.

Example:

Me - Beans, put your pants on.

Beans - No

Me - Beanie, please put your pants on, we have to get going.

Beans - No mama

Me - Sweetie, can we please put our pants on? Its time to go to Shelby's house.

Beans - No

Me - You don't want to go to Shelby's today? Oh, that's too bad, its so fun there.

Beans - No

Me - Come on pretty girl, its time for those pants.

Beans - No

Me - Beanie, lets get going now, no more fooling around.

Beans - No

Me - Sweety, listen to mommy please.

Beans - No

Me - PUT YOUR FRIGGEN PANTS ON RIGHT NOW BEFORE I PUT YOU IN THE FREEZING CAR WITHOUT ANY ON! DO YOU WANT THAT? HUH? DO YOU WANT TO FREEZE ALL DAMN DAY BEANER???? GET THE EFFING PANTS ON RIGHT THIS SECOND!!!!

Beans - WAAAAAHHHHHH MAAAAMMMAAAA

Me - Lay down sweetie and we'll get those pants on you.

Beans - No

Grrrrrr

Best Daycare Ever

Beans goes to the best daycare ever. I could go on and on and on about why its so great, but bottom line, the girl who owns it (its a small in-home center) invited me to an Adult Toy Party last week. I mean.. is that not the greatest? Not only does she do a steller job watching my kid, but she is a closet freak-a-leek. Love it :)